1. How did all of these animals even get together? Where is a polar bear going to meet a house cat?
2. While we’re on that topic, why is a house cat even one of the Octonauts? Aren’t cats scared of water or something?
3. He has an eyepatch. Naturally.
4. Wait, the eyepatch doesn’t even cover anything. He just lifted it up and there’s just a regular eye under there. So he just wears it to inhibit his vision?
5. They named the penguin with the Hispanic accent Peso. Tell me that isn’t racist. Read more