This is my friend Jeff:
He told me the other day that he wants me to write more blog posts. So I am writing one just for him.
Jeff is rad. He has glasses. His wife is awesome. His kids are cute. Once he gave me a high five.
So, Jeff – here is your blog post. It’s just for you. May a thousand unicorns cross your path today.
And if you want me to take your picture down…too bad.
I kid, I kid. Of course I will. Just call my secretary. She will respond in 30-60 days.