Motherhood Haikus

Motherhood Haikus

As requested by my friend Heather McAwesome, I have compiled some deep haikus about motherhood and the lessons learned there. Enjoy.

Baby Joshua
Don’t you want to go to sleep?
Mommy needs a drink
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Spit up everywhere
Is no place sacred to you?
You have a dark gift
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hear you crying
I am pretty sure it’s fake
Nice try, buddy boy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Poop is in your hair
How can that be possible?
You are so crafty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do I see a smile? 
What is that unearthly smell?
Oh, you got me good

Thank you.

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