Spot the Savior

Spot the Savior

My family is not big on traditions (unless you count avoiding Monopoly like the plague), except at Christmas. We have a very specific way of doing things at Christmastime. One such tradition has forever remained a special place in my heart, glowing like a little cartoon flame and filling me with untold joy. That tradition is the one where we sing a song together read the Christmas story tell each other how much we love each other mercilessly mock other people’s Christmas lights. 

There are only a few rules:
1) No blue lights. They are ugly. If you have blue lights and you are reading this… sorry. But heed my words.
2) No big lights and small lights mixed in on the same bush/tree/door. Pick a side, people.
3) All bush lights must cover the visible part of the bush – not just the top, one side, or the bottom.
4) Symmetry is key. If you have one half of the porch lit up but the other half is drooping into the yard because your dog enjoys the thrill of being shocked by Christmas lights, that is major points off.
5) Don’t put too many blow-up creatures in your yard. Especially if they have nothing to do with Christmas. That is my mom’s favorite rule.
The final element of the evening is counting how many Saviors/nativity scenes we can spot. Our record is around 8, I think, and that was after 10 neighborhoods and several crying sessions from everyone.
So last night Daniel and I continued the tradition. The results are below.
We’ll start with the good ones*:
*Some of the good ones may break one of the rules above. This is because Daniel is new to the game and liked some things that I would have burned down. He’ll learn soon.
Okay, enough of that. On to the good stuff:
SANTA IS DOWN! REPEAT, SANTA IS DOWN!

That is a flamingo. Stuffed with lights.

Even with no neck, Rudolph was determined to shine brightly for the kiddies.

Spongebob. Apparently we weren’t the only ones who didn’t care for him.

AHHHH MY EYES

“Gee, Carol, you wanna put all the lights up this year?”
“No, Jim – let’s just shine a big one on the house. That’ll look just as good.”
These people even have blow-up items on their porch. They are very dedicated… to the crap in their yard.

These next few are from the same house. A house that had so many Christmas lights I thought I might spontaneously develop epilepsy and have a seizure if nothing more than for the sake of doing anything but staring at the yard with my mouth open.

And, so, friends, that brings us to the real event of the evening: Spotting the Savior. We spotted two real ones and one Woodstock one from Peanuts, so we’re calling it 2.5.

Woodstock Jesus is a little washed out.

So there you have it. The good, the bad, and the holy. I do hope you enjoyed the tour of Christmas lights this year, and be sure to join us after the new year for a special edition of Christmas Lights: The Post-Christmas Droop.
Merry Christmas!!
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