What I learned from Transformers 3

What I learned from Transformers 3

1) Arriving on time is nice. Arriving in the NICK of time is way awesomer.

2) When replacing a crappy actress, it might be best to go for someone who isn’t worse than the first one.

3) “Sneaking around” does not = being bright colors and running down dull and war-torn streets. It just makes you look ridiculous; you’re a 10-foot tall robot. We can all see you. At least pretend to be a car.

4) Optimus Prime isn’t stopped by death, guns, or robots, but give that guy a pair of wings and he’ll never recover.

5) Speaking of Optimus Prime, shouldn’t he be here by now?

6) Seriously, it’s been like ten minutes.

7) Optimus?

8) I don’t think he’s coming back, guys.

9) THERE he is! What kept you, man?

10) WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED WINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU ARE A ROBOT. JUST RUN.

11) Bumblebee is always awesome.

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